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"Ode To Mustard"

This is Barry Smith's hilarious and insightful (well...OK, not overly insightful) collection of poems and really short stories, somewhat tastefully illustrated by Chris Pomeroy. You'll probably find it to be pretty amusing, no matter how you feel about poetry. I mean, just look at the cover...

And listen to what people have said about this 64-page collection of poetic silliness, for gosh sakes:


"Good luck, shit-eyes. I told you not to write this horrible morbid swill. Now you will have to live with it."

- Hunter S. Thompson, author of
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."

"Homer meets Mark Leyner. I have seen the future of poetry, and his name is Barry Smith. Poor bastard."

- Ruben Bolling,
"Tom The Dancing Bug"

"If Bukowski had smoked dope instead of drinking, then Barry Smith would be redundant."

- Curtis Robinson,
Mountain Gazette editor


Check out a sample, then another one, quickly decide that you just gotta have your very own copy, then order it from Amazon by clicking HERE.

Or, if you like doing things the old fashioned way, you can send me a check for $10 plus $1 shipping (if you live in the U.S.) and I'll mail it to you. Lucky, lucky you.


Barry Smith
PO Box 4441
Aspen, CO 81612

 

 

 

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